Come inside. It gets weirder.

Bloop There It Is!

Bloop There It Is!

Join Bloop and the Chicken Plucker 3000 for an unnecessary but extremely important hunt for flying rubber chickens.

Tarantula Trek

Tarantula Trek

Guide a tarantula through a dark wood where everything wants to eat, sting, or step on you. Run, jump, climb, fire webs, and survive.

Pinky’s Gumdrop Kingdom

Pinky's Gumdrop Kingdom

Help Pinky recover every scattered gumdrop across twelve platforming levels filled with soft bounces, spikes, crowns, and smashable bricks.

Trailer Park Dentist

Trailer Park Dentist

No dental school required. Work on growing teeth, pull or fill them, manage drill heat and patient pain, and never touch a healthy tooth.

The Gross Grabber

The Gross Grabber

Lower the grabber into six increasingly horrible tanks, haul up enough revolting cargo to meet quota, and survive whatever starts hauling back.

Katski

Katski

Guide a black cat in goggles and a puffy coat through twenty dangerous ski descents. One wreck sends you back up the mountain.

The Border House Races

The Border House Races

Eight neighbors. One house. No mercy. Race, jump, shove, use items, and fight for the strangest victory on the block.

Smell My Finger

Smell My Finger

Dip your finger in mysterious jars and make everyone smell it. Some love it, some hate it, and some will chase you straight to detention.

Pass My Note

Pass My Note

Pass a note desk to desk from the back-left seat to Suzette in the far corner without getting caught. Three strikes and you’re expelled.

Granny Panties

Granny Panties

Nana has a date at 7. You are responsible for dressing her. This is a vintage fashion adventure and a serious burden.