Crazy Country Plumber
You bought a truck, a wrench, and a hat that says PLUMBER. Seven houses need work. Nobody checked your qualifications.
Mad Judge
You are The Mad Judge. Hear twelve cases and choose among four terrible rulings. There are no appeals.
The Tooth Fairy
You were pulled from a jar of milk teeth and given eight nights to satisfy the Court of Small Bones. Take what the children shed.
Mystery Alien Hole
Reach into a sleeping alien aperture for valuable loot, withdraw before it wakes, and survive parasites, spores, and company policy.
Fat Joe
Eat fast food to build Joe’s weight and power, belly-bash enemies, and escape the Cult of the Catastrophe.