About This Game
Solitaire: Please Stop is a fully playable Klondike solitaire game for people who enjoy cards, chaos, and the gradual collapse of workplace professionalism. At first, it looks like an ordinary game of solitaire. Then the deck starts acting like it has opinions.
As you play, strange events begin interrupting the game. An Unauthorized Joker may show up where no Joker has any business being. A rubber duck may take control of a pile like it owns the place. A chicken thief may run off with a King. The Kings themselves may call a sudden meeting in the middle of play, only to decide they have nothing useful to say. Meanwhile, the cards grumble, comment, judge your decisions, and become more emotionally involved than any deck of cards should ever be.
The game includes real solitaire strategy underneath all the nonsense: winnable deals, undo, hints, auto-finish, streak tracking, achievements, mobile support, and responsive controls. But the longer your streak grows, the more the atmosphere shifts. Sticky notes appear. Incident reports pile up. Management gets involved. The deck becomes suspicious. Then concerned. Then deeply, professionally alarmed.
And if you turn on Dad Mode? Things get even worse, which is to say better.
This is still solitaire. Technically. But it is also a workplace incident.
Controls:
Tap / Click card: Select a card or stack
Tap / Click destination: Move selected card there
Double-tap / Double-click: Send a playable card to the foundations
Drag and drop: Move cards and stacks directly
New Deal: Start a new game
Stock: Draw from the deck
Undo: Reverse your last move
Hint: Get a useful move suggestion
Auto-finish: Finish automatically when available
Oddness: Turn the weird events on or off
Dad Mode: Increase the chaos and difficulty
Reset Streak: Reset your winning streak
